Write Your Own Caption To This R2-D2 Marriage Photo

What in the Darth Maul is going on here?

During a recent Star Wars Convention in San Francisco, Bonnie Burton married famed robot R2D2.

“Sometimes a girl just has to follow her heart no matter where it may lead. We have an ‘Open Source’ marriage, so I can still see other humans, but he is the droid for me,” says Burton, editor of StarWars.com.

What will C3P0 think? Better yet, what do you think?

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