Wow! Chad Johnson Slaps Lawyer's Butt and Get 30 Days?!? (Video)

So Chad Johnson slaps the butt of the lawyer that he's paying and he get 30 days, yet Lindsay Lohan can miss court dates, crash cars, party on probation and closet she comes going to jail is on a Monopoly board?

Maybe Chad shouldn't have done it.  Maybe he should've done it after he left the court, but 30 days?

A fine? OK.  A day in jail?  Maybe....but 30 days?

 (The  butt slap comes in at 56 second mark.)