By far one of the best interviews in Howard Stern Sirius XM history.
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Maria Menounos Visits. 06/11/12. 8:15am
After the break Howard came right back and had Maria Menounos come in. Howard said she was on Dancing with the Stars recently. Howard said she really is good looking. He said he didn't get her look at first but now he thinks she's hot and sexy. Howard said he didn't always know that. He said he got it when he was in the hall talking to her a few months ago. He said that it never hit him before that.
Howard said that Maria says that she's so uptight about her body that she won't have a baby because she doesn't want the doctor to see her vagina. Maria said she's serious about that. She said she has had issues with doctors who have been violating. She said that she hates going to doctors. Howard asked why she was laughing saying that. Maria said she doesn't know but it's not funny. She said that she seems to laugh when things are bad. She said she was almost kidnapped once and she laughed. Howard that's a pretty heavy thing. He asked what the doctors did to her. She said that she didn't want to get into it. She said they have just been inappropriate. She said they examine areas that don't need to be examined. She said they've done worse. Howard asked if the dentist goes to work on her teeth and they say ''nice tits.'' She said that's not it at all.
Howard said Maria is very attractive and he can see why a man would want to see her. Howard asked what this doctor did to her. Maria said she had a problem with her throat and they will examine her areas that they don't need to check. Howard asked if he rubbed her vagina. She said that she doesn't even remember. Howard said he's trying to figure out if this was a physical or something. She said it really wasn't. She said that it was a throat issue and he had her get totally naked.
Maria said that she was told to go to this doctor and it was a dude who told her to go. She said that it's happened more than once too. Howard asked for more details but Maria didn't seem to want to get into it. Howard asked if the guy gave her a full exam down below for a throat problem. Maria said that's what it is. She said she was very young and Kevin was in the waiting room and she started screaming. She said that he couldn't hear her from where she was.
Maria said that she thinks that you have to find a doctor who you're comfortable with. She said that he did touch her down there. Maria said she talked to her doctor and she has a phobia about them. She said that she went to the doctor in France and she refused to take her clothes off. Howard said it sounds like many of them have abused her. Maria said she talked to her doctor about it and she told her that she's heard the men doctors talk about women after they see them and she wouldn't go to a male doctor herself. Maria said she did have problems with it and it's not bullshit.
Howard said Maria is incredibly attractive. Howard said she was almost naked on Dancing with the Stars. Howard said she must love showing her body. Howard said she appears to be an exhibitionist. Howard said she was so happy when she lost that bet and had to wear a bikini in Times Square. Maria said she was mortified. She said that she has heard Howard talking about some of this stuff and she can't believe that he doesn't get this.
Maria said that when she goes to Miami the photographers show up and they're on them the whole time. She said that she may change where she goes. She sad people hate her on the beach now because they have so many photographers. Maria said that they will tell her that if she poses for them that they'll go away. She will do that just to get them to go away.
Howard asked Maria what she wants with her career. He said she's on Extra and she's on Dancing with the Stars so what does she want? Maria said she's trying to do everything she can. Maria said that being Greek means you love to live. She said that she wants to be a race car driver and try everything she can.
Howard said he gets the feeling she's bad in bed. He said if she's afraid to show a doctor her vagina then she must be bad in bed. Maria said that doesn't trickle over into bed.
Howard asked Maria if she had any dance experience at all before going on Dancing with the stars. She said she really didn't. Howard said he finds that hard to believe because she's so good. Maria thanked him for that. Howard said he didn't think the show had many ''stars'' on it because Maria seemed to be the biggest one.
Howard asked Maria if she thinks she was voted off because women are jealous of her looks. Maria said she doesn't think it's that. Howard asked if she really wanted to win the show that bad that she had to email her friends. She said they did that. She said if Howard asked her to vote for him then she would have done it.
Howard asked why they don't allude to the fact that she has a boyfriend on the show. Maria said it was weird but she didn't ask them to do that. She said that Kevin thought it was weird that they didn't put him on camera. Howard said he would be livid with her if he was her boyfriend. Howard said she was very sexual with this dance partner she had. Howard said she kissed him on the mouth in a very sexual way. Howard said if his wife carried on that way he would have left her. Maria said that's the way it looks but it's not the way it really is. Howard asked if she had a crush on that guy. Maria said she didn't. Howard asked if she fucked that guy Derek. Maria said she absolutely did not.
Howard asked Maria if she felt his hard cock. Maria said ''no-wah'' to every question. Howard said he saw the dance she did where she kissed the dude. Maria said it was nothing. She said that it was just a friendly kiss. The Howard TV guys had the kiss on the monitor. Howard said he would be so out of there if she was his wife. Maria told Howard that she and her partner planned that kiss and she asked Kevin if he was okay with it. She said that he knew it was coming.
Howard asked Maria if she supports Kevin and his family. Maria said she does not. She said that he does his own thing and makes his own money. Howard asked where he is. Maria said that he's there. Howard said he likes Kevin because he's honest. Maria said she's honest too.
Howard had the guys bring Kevin Undergaro in. Maria asked Kevin if he's ever been attracted to anther woman. Kevin said he has. Of course. Maria asked Kevin to clear up the liar part of this discussion. Kevin said that she is good in bed.
Howard asked Kevin if he felt good about the way she was implying she was having an affair with Derek. Maria said that they were rehearsing for 10 hours a day. Howard said even the judges noticed how it was. Howard asked Kevin if it did drive him nuts. Kevin said the hardest thing for him is having people watching him watching her and Derek. He said if he was in his 20s it would have driven him mental. He said that so many people come on to her and he thought he had no shot with her from the beginning. He said he has to make his peace with the fact that if she's going to leave, she's going to leave. He said he could try and control her but that's not going to work. Kevin said that she is a good girl and she's his best friend. He said that he doesn't want her looking back in her life and getting angry with him. Kevin said she's kissed guys in movies too so he's okay with that.
Maria said that she and Derek had fun with the whole thing. Kevin said that he doesn't feel that the line was crossed and even if it was, he'd rather not know. Howard asked if he has to leave the lights out so he doesn't see her vagina. Kevin said she's not that way with him.
Kevin said that Maria gets upset when the doctor comments on how she looks while he's examining her. Kevin said that when she goes to the gyno it turns into a whole production. Kevin said he stands in the room now with her. He said that he will do that with all of them if she's with a male doctor. Kevin said he would stay out of the way and let them do what they need to do but it freaks Maria out.
Maria said that when she gets freaked out she freezes up. She said that the doctors would touch her and say how something looks and it's not right. Kevin said that they are taught to respect those people and that's what they did back then. He said that now they've grown up and they know better.
Maria said she was very young and she just wanted to forget it back then. She said now she would probably get physical. Kevin said he would go in and smack the guy and that would upset Maria now.
Howard asked Kevin why Maria won't marry him. Kevin said that he wants the big wedding and Maria wants the small thing on a friend's boat. He said that they don't see things the same. Howard said if he was Kevin he'd just marry her in Vegas or something.
Howard said he heard that Maria was attracted to Tim Tebow. Maria said she met him going into a party and she was introduced. She went over and wanted to do the Tebow thing with him. Howard said he read that Tebow had eyes for her. Howard said she could probably be with her Tebow. Kevin said she's with her bum instead. Howard asked Maria who she would fuck, Derek or Tim Tebow. Kevin answered for her and said it was Derek. Maria said that she knows Derek very well so it would probably be him. She said she knows this is going to get spun into something crazy. Howard said no one really cares.
Howard asked Maria about some of the people on Dancing with the Stars and if she thinks some of them are tools. Maria wasn't saying anything bad about them. Howard said that one guy called Melissa Gilbert a bitch. Maria said she didn't see that. She said that her dad told her about that but she didn't see it.
Howard asked Maria if she liked wearing the skimpy outfits and showing off her body on that show. Maria said she didn't wear anything skimpy. Kevin asked if she remembers what he said to her last night. Maria didn't remember. Kevin said he talked about how hot and skinny she was last night. He said he was working all weekend on something. He said he started AfterBuzzTV.com and he's doing after shows for a bunch of TV Shows. He said they have a big deal with Bing now. He said they do after shows for all of your favorite TV shows and they cover America's Got Talent and things like that. He said they have over 200 hosts and a couple of TV studios they work out of.
Howard asked if they play doctor and patient in bed. Maria said he will do that and it freaks her out. She said that when they go to the doctor they will play it in the office and she'll freak out.
Howard asked if they did any role playing last night. Kevin said that they did missionary last night. He said that they just found out that his little guys swim in circles. He said that they were thinking about having a baby and they found out his sperm are dumb.
Maria said that it's very empty there without Robin. Howard said she's there, she's just not there. Maria told Howard his Letterman appearance was epic. Howard asked Maria if he could get her if he was single. Kevin said he thinks he could. Howard asked if he'd be treated like ever celebrity she's met and she'd tell him that she's with Kevin. Kevin said he thinks that she can become really good friends with people she has chemistry with.
Howard said maybe he could take her out alone to dinner if he was single. Maria said she would be really nervous with the way he just said it. She said she would go out to dinner but it would be a friendly thing. Howard said he'd ask to kiss her just to be funny. Maria said she'd have to call Kevin about that.
Kevin said Maria did an event with James Garner. Maria said that he stuck his tongue down her throat. Maria said she turned her heard. Kevin thought that she should have kissed him longer. Kevin said she should do that with William Shatner too.
Howard said Maria must get hit on all the time. Maria said no but Kevin said that it's all the time. He said that he doesn't talk to anyone about this. He said that Derek is one who hit on her. Howard said he knew it. Howard said she was carrying on with him like crazy and it was like a romance. Kevin said that he's just being honest and she was having fun flirting with him. Howard said that was very cruel to do to Kevin.
Maria told Kevin to be honest. Kevin said he got upset on the last night. He said that Maria didn't even say goodbye to them when the show was done. He said he got Maria's mom and dad together. He said Maria just ran off to New York with Derek. He said he had to call Maria and tell her not to be rude to her own parents. He said he sent her a harsh text about the situation. He said they were working aroudn the clock for her and she was short with them.
Kevin said that Maria doesn't focus on this show when she comes on. He said that this is a problem he has with her. He said that Howard prepares for his Letterman appearances. Howard said he sits and watches Letterman while he's preparing. Kevin said that Maria was watching Dancing with the Stars tapes before this show. He said that she was watching herself with Derek. Maria said she hadn't seen that one at all and her friend was there so that's what they were trying to watch. Howard said she's in love with her performance and she had to watch herself before coming in.
Howard said this guy Derek is a dancer and he has to calm down. He said that they were so upset when they lost. Maria explained why she got upset with Kevin and her parents that night. She said they didn't even see her parents. Howard asked if she had a good time on the plane with Derek. Maria said she just went to sleep. Howard said he heard that she put her head on his shoulder and slept there. Maria said that's not what went on.
Howard asked Kevin if Maria takes this stuff seriously. Kevin said she does take some things seriously. He said that she won't take this show seriously. Maria asked how she's supposed to prepare for this show. Howard said she could think about some fun stories to tell. Maria said you just have to be honest and open when you're on Howard's show. Howard said Beth always has 2 or 3 stories she can tell on the shows she goes on.
Howard asked Maria if she ever got wet dancing with Derek. She said no. Howard asked if she had any dreams about him. Maria said that's possible. Kevin asked if she thinks about Derek when he's inside of her. Maria couldn't believe he was asking her that.
Howard asked Kevin if he thinks that he has to work really hard in bed. Kevin said he does want to please her. He said that he's kind of the wife so his job is to please her. He said it's not hard to get her going. Howard asked if he will lick her asshole. Kevin said he thinks he's done that. He said he won't stop until she's pleased. Kevin said that he has to hang on as long as he can. He said he has to think about other things so he won't finish. He said he has to think about heinous things to stop himself from cumming. Maria didn't know that.
Howard said he has to put a picture of Benjy over Beth's face or he'll cum too soon. Maria told him to stop it. Howard said he knows it's weird. He said Beth has tape marks on her face from it. Maria said she's going to email her and ask if that's true. Howard said all men should get the Benjy mask. Kevin said that's a good idea.
Howard asked Kevin if he thinks that Maria has ever cheated on him. Kevin thought about it and said that he doesn't think so but this Derek thing would be the only one he'd be suspicious of.
Howard asked Maria why she never thanks Kevin when she makes her speeches on Dancing with the Stars. Kevin said he's asked her not to do that. He said that he came out of the light because of Howard. He said for 12 years he was in the darkness. He said he likes his private life. Now he gets calls from people asking for interviews and he says no to them all. He said that he loves Maria unconditionally and he wants her to be happy so if she's not happy with him she'd want her to leave him.
Howard asked Maria who she finds hot. Maria said that she doesn't really find anyone hot. Kevin told her to stop it.
Gary came in and asked if she has a lot of guys hitting on her every day and she doesn't even know it. He said he knows some women who get free ice cream every day and they don't know it's because they're hot. Kevin said she doesn't even realize it. He said she's getting a lot of attention and guys will laugh at her jokes all the time even when they're not funny. Kevin said he's told her that it won't last. He said that she has to prepare for that for the rest of her life when that goes away.
Howard asked Maria what she's wearing. She had little shorts and a little shirt on. Howard said it was fantastic. Howard asked if she lost weight on Dancing with the Stars. She said she gained weight but lost sizes because she gained muscle. Howard asked if she'll go get dancing lessons from Derek. Maria said she might train with a woman. She said that it might be weird to go to Derek. She said she stays in touch with him though. She said she is friends with him. Kevin said they get offers for Maria and Derek to make appearances. Maria said she would do that. Howard asked Kevin if he checks her phone for messages. Kevin said that won't help him. He said he'd rather not know. He said you either do it or don't do it.
Howard asked if Derek is a bore. Maria said he's not a bore. Howard asked what they text about. Maria said they have been in each other's lives for so many hours a day. Howard said he's in Fred's life all the time and they don't text. Maria said she doesn't know. Howard asked to see her phone. She said they were texting about something but she forgets.
Howard really wanted to see what she texts about. Maria said that's embarrassing. Maria didn't want to get her phone. Kevin told her to get it. Howard said he could just read what Maria says. Maria went to get her phone. Kevin said she looks good. Howard said he can't believe he fucks her. Kevin said it is pretty awesome.
Maria came back with the phone and she was going through her texts. Maria said she was going through Kevin's texts. Howard told her to give him the phone. Howard asked if Derek has ever sent her a picture of his cock. Maria said ''No-wah!''
Maria came over and showed Howard the texts. Howard said she really smells good. He asked to see her belly button piercing. Maria was shaking. She said he makes her nervous. Howard read the texts. It was a lot of ''Wow'' and ''Hahaha'' and ''love it.'' Howard read that she tried to Facetime him. Kevin said that's because they were apart for 4 hours. Maria took the phone away. Kevin told her to let Howard clear the air.
Howard said that she won't even let him see. Kevin said it makes it look worse. Maria said she let Howard see it but she's boring.
Maria read her responses to Derek and they were just short one liners. Maria read some of the longer ones. Howard asked why she doesn't go out with girls instead of guys. She said she does that too.
Howard asked Maria if she had a bra on under that outfit. She said she did have panties and a bra on. She said she always wears panties.
Howard asked Kevin what kind of weird things he gets into. Kevin said he doesn't need to go there. He said that it's been a great run for him and he'd die happy if he got hit by a car tomorrow. Kevin said he sees her as a 10 and he doesn't even think he deserves her.
Howard said Maria is on Extra every night. Howard asked if she's gotten any offers from doing Dancing with the Stars. Maria said she hasn't. Kevin said they have gotten a bunch. He said the exposure is fantastic. He said she's just having too much fun. He said that's what her life is about. He said that she takes this ride for granted. Maria said she wants to do everything she can and that's why she's doing what she's doing.
Howard asked Maria why she has to Facetime with Derek. Kevin said he doesn't even Facetime with her. Maria said he doesn't even have an iPhone. Maria said she does it all the time with her friends. Howard said he'll do it with her if she's naked. She said she'd have to get permission. Kevin said he'd be fine with that. He said that with the legends he's fine with it.
Maria asked Howard if he would let Beth Facetime with a legend. Howard said no way. Kevin said that's because Howard is the legend.
Howard told Maria to give Kevin a raise so he can get an iPhone. Maria said he doesn't even want one because he doesn't want to deal with the typing. Kevin said he wrote Maria's last book. He said he wrote the whole thing with Maria. He said that they have a beauty book they want to do and Maria said they like his voice so she's fine with him writing it. Kevin said he wanted to get an office trailer to work in to get the writing done. He said Maria's response is that he does fine writing at the food court at the mall. Maria said he loved writing there and he would tell her to come see him there in his new office.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he works in the medical field and this guy told him that he never passed up an opportunity to get a woman naked no matter what she came in for. Kevin said that's so gross. Howard said they're dudes. That's what dudes do. Maria said that she always brings up priests when she argues about this. She said they're just as bad.
Howard gave Kevin and Maria a plug for AfterBuzzTV.com and then took a call from Ham Hands Bill who asked if the doctors ever licked their fingers after examining her. Maria just said ''Eww'' to that. Bill also asked if Kevin tickles her when they're having sex. Maria said that's not sexy.
Another caller asked Kevin if Maria likes being choked. Kevin said she does but Maria told him that she's going to stab him if he answers this. Howard said he wouldn't choke her. He said he'd be freaked out by that. Kevin said that he doesn't like it either. Howard asked why she likes it. Kevin said she only likes it at that moment. Maria said she does not. Howard asked if it's a rape fantasy. Maria said that it's not like that.
Maria tried changing subjects and asked Howard about being a judge on America's Got Talent. She said that Howard has been in a cave so long that he's seeing the beauty of the world. Howard said they edit that show heavily too. He said that they bring 2 days down to one hour. Howard said he is very blunt with his comments at times. He said that he thinks that they might be taking some of his good moments out. He said he knows it's hard to edit the show though. Maria said that she thinks the live shows are going to be great. She said she never watched the show before Howard was on. She said that the promo completely sold her on watching the show. Maria said she knew she was going to watch it as soon as she knew Howard was going to be on but the promo was great.
Howard asked Maria about being choked again but she asked them to not talk about it. Kevin kept going and said he doesn't want to hurt her so he's freaked out by it. Howard asked how hard he chokes her. Kevin said it's not hard, it's just enough. Maria asked Howard to stop. Howard kept going.
Maria said she doesn't like it. Howard said she must if Kevin is saying she likes it. Kevin said she's giving him the eyes to shut up. Howard asked if she likes being called names too. Kevin said no. Howard said she only likes to be choked. Kevin said he thinks it heightens the climax. Robin said she's never tried that. Howard asked if they do it every time they make love. Kevin said it's like 90 percent of the time. He said he doesn't like doing it. He said she does like being grabbed firmly on her breasts. He said she moves his hands there and that's what he does. Kevin said he got into so much trouble last time they were on. He said she didn't want to bring him today. Kevin said they've been together for 14 years and they're grown adults. He said it's not that big of a deal. Howard said he has learned a lot today. He said he has to process it all now. Maria said she could see Howard's head spinning.
Howard gave Maria and Kevin some plugs for their stuff. Howard gave Maria a plug for her book ''The EveryGirl's Guide to Life'' and ExtraTV.com and AfterBuzzTV.com. Kevin also mentioned that he's @Undergaro on Twitter.
Howard asked Kevin if Maria is bad at blow jobs. Kevin said that she's not very good. He said he can live without that though. He said he likes just looking at her. Kevin said that he doesn't even get hand jobs. Maria said it's time to end this. Kevin said that he has told Maria that he could go to work and she could leave work. He said that she runs right back to work when he tells her all of the stuff she'd have to do aroudn the house. Howard said he learns more about Maria every time she's on the show. He said she's very hot.
Kevin told Howard about the millions of dollars people are making in Hollywood doing things like Maria is doing. He said she's made it and she's got a great thing going on. He said she just needs to appreciate it. Maria said she odes appreciate it. Howard said he learned that Kevin can fuck her and choke her but he can't get a blow job. Kevin said she's a nice girl too.
Howard wondered if he would stay with her if she was disfigured in a car accident. Maria said that Kevin would still love her so that's why he's the one.
Howard asked Kevin if he has ever tried anal. Kevin said he has but he wasn't able to get it in. Howard asked if he's too big. Maria told him to stop it. She was going to leave. She took her headphone and mic off so she could go kiss Howard goodbye. Then she came back and told Kevin to stop it. Kevin asked if she ever asked for anal in the past year. She said she has not. Howard said there's no shame in it. Howard said that Kevin looks like he has tried it. Kevin said he hasn't. Maria said that he's just messing with her on purpose. Howard said he says he's done anal. Maria said he's just messing with her. Kevin said that they haven't been with anyone else so they can discuss these things.
Howard said Robin has done it. Maria said when she wants to explore it she'll call Robin for some advice. Howard said Fred's mom even does it. Howard said it must be so dirty and wild.
Howard asked to see Maria's shoes. She showed him and said that she has fractured feet and she still wore heels. She said that she broke them on Dancing with the Stars.
Howard said that Brooke Burke isn't very good as a reader on Dancing with the Stars. Maria said she's amazing. She said so is Tom (Bergeron).
Kevin told Howard that he took Maria to an audition a few years ago and Brooke Burke told Maria that she didn't have to stay because they were done auditioning. He said she was very nice to Maria. Kevin said she's hot too. Howard said Maria is hotter. Kevin laughed. Howard said that's just the way it is. Howard said he is a judge. Maria asked if he likes being a judge and if he would leave radio to do that. Howard said he would. Maria said doing radio is like part of his life. Howard said it's really not. Maria said she would have to deal with a basket case if he did leave radio. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.